An Unclear Job Position.

I have NO IDEA what this job actually is. I mean, I know it's a time of high unemployment and increasing desperation among those looking for jobs, but, um... who would apply to this? What would the cover letter say?
"To Whom It May Concern: I am very interested in the position you advertised on craigslist. I have several years of experience as a gypsy, traveling Eastern Europe and robbing passing caravans, but your company offers me an excellent opportunity to use my skills in a corporate setting for the benefit of society."
???????


Humor Rating: 3

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Death, Literally.

Apparently Kristen Stewart is no more. She says of filming New Moon:

"People don't just break up [in the films] – they break up and it literally kills you. It's not like you just say, 'Oh, I'm really depressed and crying.' I always had a really hard time figuring out, 'Am I doing enough? Do I look like I'm going to die?' ".... "Yeah, it killed me. It killed me."

RIP, Kristen.

Humor Rating: 2

Drunken Antics

This person sounds like one of the most fun drunks ever:

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

Not FML, poster, but epic win!

Humor Rating: 3

a great gift idea.

That's what she said.


Humor Rating: 3

From Curious Signs

Sarah Palin's Poor Writing Skills.

Vanity Fair took a look at Sarah Palin's resignation speech and had three of its editors turn it into publishable work. I am pretty sure they cut out at least half the speech.
My favorite parts include:

• Where she referred to someone as a part of Abraham Lincoln's cabinet, when he was really on Andrew Johnson's cabinet.
• Where she says "over 2 million" taxpayer dollars were wasted and the research editor changed it to "nearly $200,000."
• Where they circled sections and wrote "misleading" and "vague."

Read the full edited article here: http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2009/07/palin-speech-edit-200907?currentPage=1

Oh, Sarah Palin. You should probably not hold public office ever again. Please?


Humor Level: 3

Weird Jobs.

References?
Also, what?

Read comments here, because they add to the hilarity: http://www.avoidthisjob.com/posts/2009/07/put-them-all-in-one-basket.html#more


Humor Rating: 4

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False Advertising.

Not in the news industry, though.

Humor Rating: 2

Possibly The Worst Slogan Ever.

They're mavericks in the restaurant industry!

Humor Rating: 2


From http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/

Amazon Search Suggestions.

Books › "jess and the runaway grandpa"

Did you mean: jesus and the runaway grandpa?

Well, no, I didn't mean that, Amazon, but does that exist? Because that sounds like an AWESOME book.

Humor Level: 1