Wednesday, November 25, 2009

the intricacies of language


Yeah, DUH Neil.

Humor rating: 2

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

flippin' high school.

no, literally.

Flippin High School is located in Flippin, Arkansas.  Home to the Flippin Bobcats, this high school is flippin' sweet.  Their website includes the flippin high school mission statement, a list of the flippin faculty, and a link to the whole flippin school district.

i see no end to the humor.  i wish i went to this school.

Humor Rating: 4

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

some great winter fashion.

looking for a fabulous way to keep warm this winter?  head on over to www.furhatworld.com and take advantage of their sale!

ladies: going out for a night on the town?  grab one of these at a great price of $199.95 -- 33% off!






















men: if you want to make a statement and keep warm, here's two great options:

for those who have been called "two-faced," this will give you the last laugh for only $189.95!























or if you're just looking to stay warm while still making a statement, this is a great buy at $169.95






















great, great buys.  go stock up for winter!!


Humor rating: 3

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

a great deal!

i am unsure as to who this deal is catering.  perhaps just families who need both a new mattress and a new video camera.  that would be one way to read it.










Humor rating: 4

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

your face.

Because it's ugly.

We have a super special beautiful camera, so that awful picture is really just because your face sucks.
















Humor Rating: 3

Friday, November 6, 2009

irony.









Humor rating: 2

an interesting epitaph.











I kind of wonder how her grandfather died.  Maybe it was a David Carradine-type situation.


Humor rating: 4

a drunken decision.

Once you're already drunk, there is nothing you won't do for more drinks.


(856): FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!

Humor Rating: 2

a major guilt trip.

Wow, talk about not even being subtle.
























At least she enclosed a $5 check.

Humor rating: 3

a women's problem.

Thank GOD for the Kush support, lemme tell you.  Who wants their breasts touching each other?  Why would you wear a bra to bed when you can get a flesh-colored tube to stick in between your boobs?








Humor Rating: 3

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Pam's Halloween costume

This wasn't in the episode, but I found it on the NBC website.  She's dressed as Rosemary from Rosemary's Baby.  Pam, you're awesome.

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/photos/gallery#item=93211

Humor Rating: 3

the best new girl group

subtle sexuality is my new favorite band.

Humor Rating: 5