the worst cologne in the world

So, you've been looking for a new cologne?  Look no further than the new release in Germany: Vulva.  It's engineered to smell just like "a combination of urine, sweat, and female arousal."  Nom nom.

Watch their advertisement and order some vag juice of your own for the low price of 24.90 Euro at http://www.smellmeand.com/en/


Humor rating: 3

a series of celebrations

Well, it's gotta be one of those.

Humor Rating: 3

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/03/my-somebodys-been-busy.html

Counterfeit Desperation

We'll get those damned Americans to buy our products somehow!!


Humor rating: 2



http://9gag.com/gag/19197/

Jesus's Protection.

From http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/02/10/texas.marijuana.jesus/index.html

30 pounds of pot found inside pictures of Jesus

 "What some might find offensive or sacrilegious has unfortunately become a standard operating procedure for drug smugglers. This would include using religious symbols, children and senior citizens in their attempts to defeat the CBP inspection process."

Aw man, pictures of Jesus and/or children's bodies are my favorite drug mules!


Humor rating: 2

a lazy pigeon

I guess he was tired of flying.



Humor Rating: 2