Nick: you know what happens when you assume.
Danielle: what happens, nick?
Nick: um... I forget the second line... You make an ass out of yourself!
Humor Level: 3
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Sometimes at work I need a break. Sometimes I find hilarious things on the internet.
Guide to Humor Ratings
1 = Inspired a chuckle; worthy of sharing
2 = Giggles, tee hee, etc.
3 = Pretty darn funny
4 = Serious LOLing
5 = Causes uncontrollable laughter (sometimes awkward at work) for a while, bursting into laughter when remembering it later
2 = Giggles, tee hee, etc.
3 = Pretty darn funny
4 = Serious LOLing
5 = Causes uncontrollable laughter (sometimes awkward at work) for a while, bursting into laughter when remembering it later
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- Awkward Phone Calls.
- Confusion.
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- Learning from TV.
- Michael Bay Kind Of Disgracing His Wesleyan Educat...
- A New Singer.
- forgetting cliches.
- Username Fail.
- Inappropriate Combinations.
- A DVD Switcheroo
- The Hangover.
- Incorrect Grammar.
- Poor Copying Ability.
- The Imminent Possibility of Zombies.
- A Craigslist Tutoring Ad.
- My Mother Lacking Tact.
- The Evil Eye Baby
- A Watermelon (?) Cake.
- Food Kiosks Selling...
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- A Bungled Police Investigation
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