a product that should not ever exist.

ladies, are you losing your "freshness" down there?  your color freshness?  good news!  you can now purchase "My New Pink Button" - a temporary dye for your genitals to restore their pinkness!  It comes in four different shades: Marilyn, Bettie, Ginger, and Audry.  my personal favorite description is for "Bettie":

Think of that favorite lipstick you wear for those dressy black tie affairs and think "Bettie". This shade blends with a woman's own skin tones to bring out that "sexy hot pink, I am fired up, look". Go dancing this weekend and remember to bring "Bettie" along!

head on over to www.mynewpinkbutton.com for more info!!

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