First, from my boss, who is more or less a real-life michael scott in terms of tact. In regards to the child of one of our factory workers:
He looks like the Dominican version of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
Second, my co-worker's father had an emergency at home:
Humor rating: 4
i got a vm from dad: call me as soon as you can
"i had a cereal bowl out this morning. do you know where it is? did you take it?"
SERIOUSLY???
yes, dad, i took your cereal bowl and hid it somewhere you'd never find it
wtf?
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