Specialized Exercise Equipment

There is a new product out there for toning arms and shoulders. It's called the Shake-Weight! All you do is hold this barbell shaped weight with both hands and shake it back and forth for 6 minutes a day! It will keep your upper arms nice and strong, and give you a good grip, as well as training your hands to move up and down briskly.

Someone was severely in need of some 'shake-weighting', as it were, when he designed this product.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SukhjDsgeF4


Humor rating: 2

Facebooks That Should Probably Be Private.

This is what Privacy Settings are for, real-life Bond girl...

British spy chief's cover blown on Facebook

But I really wanted to tag him!


Humor Rating: 2

A concerned husband.

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

Humor Rating: 3

From fmylife.com

Jaded New Yorkers.

Two men get into a fight in the lobby of an apartment building. The doorman tries kind of half-heartedly to calm them, then, when he can't, he makes a phone call, then resumes his work. People entering the building step around the fight like it's just another homeless person. Only in New York.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjeMdR5Glv4

Humor Rating: 2

Premature Obituaries.

News sources write up templated draft obituaries for celebrities, in case of their sudden demise. Back in 2003, cnn.com accidentally released a bunch of them, and many had not been changed from their templates. My favorite is Dick Cheney's:

The draft obituary, which had been based on the Queen Mother's, described Cheney as 'Queen Consort' and the 'UK's favorite grandmother'.

Humor Rating: 3