Premature Obituaries.

News sources write up templated draft obituaries for celebrities, in case of their sudden demise. Back in 2003, cnn.com accidentally released a bunch of them, and many had not been changed from their templates. My favorite is Dick Cheney's:

The draft obituary, which had been based on the Queen Mother's, described Cheney as 'Queen Consort' and the 'UK's favorite grandmother'.

Humor Rating: 3